kirby-appreciation:

kirby-appreciation:

kirby-appreciation:

Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG

GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

psychicnightmarepeach:

I DONT HAVE AN SSN, PLEASE HELP ME SURVIVE BECAUSE I CANNOT WORK!!!!

HEY MY MOTHER JUST SPRUNG ON ME THAT SHE NEEDS $100 DOLLARS BY THE END OF THE MONTH WHICH IS FOUR DAYS INCLUDING TODAY. I’LL DO NAME YOUR PRICE COMMISSIONS I DON’T CARE PLEASE JUST HELP ME. EXAMPLES BELOW.

Paypal: erincivello@hotmail.com

catchymemes:

cognizi-remade-deactivated20210:

lynati:

trashboat:

vagisodium:

my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that

this is the most casual post i’ve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash

You just taught several thousand introverts how to deal with being stuck at a party AND get to eat a fresh grilled cheese AND feel appreciated by numerous others in the process.

Truly, you are a god amongst fish.

stimman4000:

here’s the lemon bar recipe i use it fucks

saoirseuwu:

gwessing:

So my groupchat tried the Creeper meme.

this is one of the best videos in existence :’D

unordinaryshitposts:

John: I’m a trashcan of late assignments and regrets

Dark John: Nothing like a blood sacrifice at the campfire

Seraphina: His brain has to be small enough to fit in the crevasse between his legs

Arlo: Like you know how you like… feel… emotions?

Remi: I don’t know why I’m yelling about Hannah Montana at 10:30 on a Monday night but that’s what’s where my life is

Rei: *shrug* anime

Elaine: Pain is beauty? Well then based on this year I must be REALLY beautiful

Isen: The thing about people is… I don’t like them.

Blyke: I dabbed so hard I hit a child

Docter Darren: That’s cool and all, just don’t have sex on the grapes

Headmaster Vaughn: (in the group chat at 2AM) So the land of Oz is high key an example of ideal communism

ellie-elizabeth21:

ATTENTION TUMBLR!!!

Since I wasn’t able to raise enough money to escape my abusive home and get a new apartment, I’ve had to move back in with my homophobic dad who is legally my guardian through the courts. I am an adult, but he’s had me deemed mentally incapable by a judge, even though this is far from true. He is trying to send me to conversion therapy in the United States, right now it is just threats but I need out before he actually does it. Please help if you can. I need to raise enough for lawyer fees to contest his guardianship (5,000 to start), the move (rent is $1600 altogether because I need first and last months) and food + basic necessities/furniture ($1,000). Altogether, I am trying to raise $7,600. Below is the link to my money pool where you can contribute.

@zerocapitalism @thebibliosphere @lostindaydreams-gemz

Help Me Avoid Conversion Therapy

This pool is to help me raise money to get out of my homophobic dads house. He’s trying to send me to conversion therapy.

paypal.me